IMDB's Bottom 100

The Internet Movie Database keeps a real-time list of the bottom 100 movies as voted by their users. In order for a movie to appear in the bottom 100 titles chart the movie must have received at least 1500 votes. I, Goose, have taken a snapshot of the list as it appeared on 1/4/2012 and intend to review all the movies on this list throughout the course of the year (Seth will probably get in on this as well). Actually, not all 100 movies will be reviewed. You will notice in the scrollbox below that many of the titles are ghosted out like this. That's because I have seen those movies on Mystery Science Theater 3000, and I don't feel like I could possibly watch these movies and give them an unbiased review, so I will not be reviewing them. I'm going to try to start with #100 and work my way to #1, but not all of these movies are readily available to me, so I'm just gonna have to play it fast and loose on this one.

Rating Scale:

In honor of the 2nd worst movie of all time (Rob Zombie's Halloween II), the rating scale will utilize jack-o-lanterns instead of stars, where one jack-o-lantern represents a movie of equal quality to Rob Zombie's Halloween II and ten jack-o-lanterns represents a movie of equal quality to Surf Ninjas. Enjoy.

Note: There will be spoilers in these reviews (as if it really matters) and I highly recommend that you watch the movies before reading the review. Afterall, misery loves company and I would like to hear your opinions on these celluloid abortions.

IMDB RankMovie TitleAuthorDate

1.Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
2.Daniel the Wizard (2004)
3.Manos: The Hands of Fate
4.Dream Well (2009)
5.Monster a-Go-Go (1965)
6.Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966)
7.The Skydivers (1963)
8.Ben & Arthur (2002)
9.The Starfighters (1964)
10.Pledge This! (2006)
11.Zombie Nation (2004)
12.Little Fox 2 (2008)
13.Ram Gopal Varma's Indian Flames (2007)
14.Zaat (1971)
15.Too Beautiful (2005)
16.From Justin to Kelly (2003)
17.The Hillz (2004)
18.The Final Sacrifice (1990)
19.Fat Slags (2004)
20.Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996)
21.The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
22.Disaster Movie (2008)
23.Hobgoblins (1988)
24.Turks in Space (2006)
25.Shark (2010)
26.The Pod People (1983)
27.The Apocalypse (2007)
28.A Story About Love (1995)
29.Yes Sir (2007)
30.Track of the Moon Beast (1976)
31.Who's Your Caddy? (2007)
32.Zodiac Killer (2005)
33.The Wold World of Batwoman (1966)
34.Crossover (2006)
35.Girl in Gold Boots (1968)
36.The Creeping Terror (1964)
37.Space Mutiny (1988)
38.The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
39.Die Hard Dracula (1998)
40.The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000)
41.Keloglan vs. the Black Prince (2006)
42.Going Overboard (1989)
43.The Blade Master (1984)
44.The Maize: The Movie (2004)
45.The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II (1985)
46.Prince of Space (1959)
47.The Pumaman (1980)
48.Danes Without a Clue (1997)
49.Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
50.Glitter (2001)
51.Soultaker (1990)
52.Surf School (2006)
53.House of the Dead (2003)
54.Tangents (1994)
55.Son of the Mask (2005)
56.Anne B. Real (2003)
57.Eegah (1962)
58.Popstar (2005)
59.Santa Claus (1959)
60.Leonard Part 6 (1987)
61.The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
62.Chairman of the Board (1998)
63.Santa with Muscles (1996)
64.Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
65.Miss Castaway and the Island Girls (2004)
66.Snowboard Academy (1996)
67.Epic Movie (2007)
68.Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace
69.Feel the Noise (2007)
70.Anus Magillicutty (1999)
71.Baby Geniuses (1999)
72.Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011)
73.Mitchell (1975)
74.Laserblast (1978)
75.Cool as Ice (1991)
76.Troll 2 (1990)
77.Alone in the Dark (2005)
78.Body in the Web (1960)
79.Demon Island (2002)
80.Nine Lives (2002)
81.Simon Sez (1999)
82.Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
83.3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
84.3In the Mix (2005)
85.Time You Change (2010)
86.Ed (1996)
87.Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
88.Barney's Great Adventure (1998)
89.Phat Girlz (2006)
90.Gigli (2003)Goose1/23/2012
91.American Ninja V
92.The Smokers (2000)
93.It's Pat (1994)
94.Addiction (2004)
95.The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)
96.Meet the Spartans (2008)
97.Another Nine & a Half Weeks (1997)Goose1/9/2012
98.Alien from L.A. (1988)
99.The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
100.Kazaam (1996)Goose1/5/2012